Dr. Who people
I don’t get it. The show has been on since like 1960. How in the hell do you just start watching it starting from 3 years ago? None of this makes sense to me.
*DOCTOR Who* I am already unprepared to do this.
Sometimes I get excited about things I shouldn’t.
Fuck you, my body. Why do you lead me into thinking things that aren’t true? Jegus dick, seriously. That is to say, she’s totally not into you.
It’s so sad how many of these apply to my life. Hahaha.
I do every single one of these…
….Has someone been following me or filming me or something? .__.
Oh my god, my life.
This… is my life…
Story of my fucking life
WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU
JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.
Why is this so fucking funny to me?
I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit
^
Can you imagine if I showed up to college my first day like this?!?!!?!?!?!?
OH MAN.
Yes, the $1200 spoken of earlier was legit.
Because MOTHAFUCKIN TAX RETURNS, that’s why. So for about a day, I was $1200 richer. Then I spent it all in one place - the business office here on campus.
Avengers!
So this evening, I went with a friend of mine (for lack of a better way to describe her at the moment) to watch The Avengers. ‘Twas awesome. Also, the date couldn’t have gone better. ‘Twas my plan to show her a good night [don’t be dirty], and indeed a good night was had [because mothafuckin Avengers].
Also Loki.
You Know Those Things That Ask People to Leave A Ship in Their Ask?
Pretend this is one of them. ASK ME. Any fandom you think I’m interested in.
My day in a post.
Today was glorious, if I do say so myself. I woke up around noon, as is standard on the weekends, and I decided I was going to go down to Alternate Realities (aka best geek store ever) to get some Magic: The Gathering cards. It turns out that today just happened to be Free Comic Book day. I don’t read comics, but OMG THEY HAD IRON MAN AND RED SKULL outside the store. They were just chillin there, taking pictures with passersby. Of course I had to get my picture with these two glorious figures.
So after that excitement, I finally made it into the store to get what I came for (the cards). I got the cards I wanted and left (ask me about them if you want, but I’m pretty sure most of you don’t care much for that part.) On the way back to campus, I stopped at the coffee shop for a smoothie (also glorious), where I see a couple of girls I had seen last night at the Drag Show I participated in (pictures of that coming up when I get them). They were all “oh hey, you were great last night” and I was all “oh sweet thanks now how do I get this goddamn nail polish off my fingers”. They just giggled and said to come by their apartment and they would “take care of [me]”. And oh, let me tell you, they sure took care of me. That it to say, they gave me a fuckin’ manicure. So now my nails are…clean. Or something. According to one of the girls, I’ll get all the ladies. (FALSE, I do not get ladies, unfortunately). After that, I just kinda messed around in some of the other dorms until it was time for me to go to work. After work, I got one of my friends to go on an alcohol run for me. I then proceeded to play a Star Wars drinking game with some of the guys. [Fast Forward] Drunken dance party, dancing with friends, TUMBLR. That was my day, and it was the best.
